strippers : whats thier buzz

On Saturday i had my first foray into the world of the stripper . My friends and i on a whim decided to visit Mavericks . Now the idea of a girl teasing me and me paying for it is somewhat retarded to me but i went with for the sake of shall we say "curiosity" .

my analogy of why the idea of a strip club is retarded is as follows : Imagine that your at a party and a girl flirts with you the whole night , dances provactively etc . Then as soon as you try to make your move shoots you down . Your reaction would be that of confusion and disgust and the words "what the fuck!? " would no doubt escape your self .

Now only one thing makes strippers worse than that ; THE FACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY PAYING TO BE COCK TEASED .

take head gentleman , strippers are like the women at Avis car hire , they're only being nice to you becuase its their job !

and yet despite this warning , i have no doubt that the likes of Mavericks and Teasers will be full this weekend .... to this i have one word DUMBASS!

Gangsta Rap : what are they really saying ?

Today we will examine the intertextual and metaphoric meaning behind "rap music".

For today's lesson we will look at the line " sipping on gin and juice , laid back ,with my mind on my money and my money on my mind"

This no doubt refers to the plight of the disenfranciased african american male who while enjoying his alchoholic beverage and thinking about his money is exhibiting typical behaviour caused by his socio political situation.

His drinking problem and his financial situation is no doubt as a result of the oppresive nature of the country in the past .

The other theory is that drinking is lekker and money buys more drinks and that he is paaaartying .

the options lay before you , feel free to share your opinion

I'LL HOLLA!!!