The wisest swedish girl i know

Linda: The Wisest Swedish Girl I Know

Aaaaah Linda with her blonde hair and blue eyes is by far the wisest Swedish girl I know. It has to be said that I only know four Swedish girls but this does not take away from the fact that she is in fact filled with great knowledge.

Linda who came to South Africa on a whim and entered the mean streets of Belgravia with both gusto and bravado. She has eluded many thieves with the clever disguise of her hoodie that covers her golden locks so that she may blend in with the local folk. Indeed when donning this seemingly magic hoodie one could easily mistake her for your average colored girl just buying 50c Chappies bread at the shop.

Linda has a very simple yet efficient diet of All Bran Flakes and alcohol to keep her in tip top physical condition (because you never know when someone’s delinquent brother might try to rob you).

No doubt that when Linda leaves us her wisdom will stay long after she herself has once again felt the firm embrace of her homeland. The tears of those she has left behind will flood the streets of Dolomite road and flow down to the rest of Crawford. Years later when I am old and sitting reminiscing about my youth I will fondly speak of Linda: The wisest girl I know.

Thank you I’ll be here all week and don’t forget to tip your waiters.