On Saturday i had my first foray into the world of the stripper . My friends and i on a whim decided to visit Mavericks . Now the idea of a girl teasing me and me paying for it is somewhat retarded to me but i went with for the sake of shall we say "curiosity" .
my analogy of why the idea of a strip club is retarded is as follows : Imagine that your at a party and a girl flirts with you the whole night , dances provactively etc . Then as soon as you try to make your move shoots you down . Your reaction would be that of confusion and disgust and the words "what the fuck!? " would no doubt escape your self .
Now only one thing makes strippers worse than that ; THE FACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY PAYING TO BE COCK TEASED .
take head gentleman , strippers are like the women at Avis car hire , they're only being nice to you becuase its their job !
and yet despite this warning , i have no doubt that the likes of Mavericks and Teasers will be full this weekend .... to this i have one word DUMBASS!
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